Great one liners from Tommy Cooper. 'So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.'. He said ' I'm not stopping you.'. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the.. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.Tommy Cooper - cooperisms Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual' . And the dentist said to me, 'Mr Cooper, get out of the filing cabinet.' Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese.

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